The bonus scene NOT the actual book is being distributed to Kindle devices in error. The irony of the book title is not lost on me.
If you've preordered, you may have received the bonus content rather than the actual book. If this is you, I am so sorry. I have been in contact with Amazon and asked for them to send you the correct copy. If you don't receive the correct copy, I believe you should be able to push the updated file to your Kindle via your dashboard. This may take a few hours, as I'm still waiting for Amazon to respond to my message, but rest assured, I'm doing everything humanly possible to correct this error.
If you're still struggling, please be sure to reach out to me.